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Joke of the Day

"How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season? Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone."

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"What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber? Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar."
"Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground? He didn't have any depth perception"
"I would dress like Batman more often, but I cant run the risk of giant aliens invading and mistaking me for a large Pez dispenser."
"How is Hillary Clinton and a high class prostitute different? Rich people pay the prostitute to fuck them, they pay Hillary Clinton to fuck everyone else."
"If the 2008 election was about Hope and Change, what is 2016? Fear and Loathing."
"You say you can quit drinking whenever you want... ...but I bet you can't go more than two or three days without water."
"Where's my cell? ""Right there."" That's not my phone. ""Yes it is. I cleaned it!"" My cell's white?"
"My neighbour has had a record 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone's throw away in fact -StewartFrancis"