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Joke of the Day

"Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"What do you call a bra? A boobie trap. Thanks 3rd grade nephew."

"There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious."

"Said it before but someone needs to start a rumor that Muslims don't eat donuts so that people will start sending those to the mosque."

"I love a girl with a trimmed bush.... Only because its makes it easier to see her through the window at night."

"Two widgets walk into a sidebar... where's the menu? ...my wife's joke :)"

"Funny Joke **Want to hear a dirty joke** > A boy fell in the mud **Want to hear a clean joke** > He took a bath"

"Wanna hear a joke? The broncos"

"Texas - A man convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9,600 in damages rather than serving a prison sentence. He gave the court a check--a forged check. He was sentenced to ten years."

"I hate it when I go to the supermarket and the employees there comment on my groceries. Always with the ""Hey, sir, you have to pay for those!"" Every damn time."