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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you eat too much shitty pizza? Pizzeria"
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"I just drank coffee I forgot on the counter this morning. It was so cold and bitter I wrote it an alimony check."
"A British engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan He's making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof."
"Why don't Muslims have dirty minds? Because they're so easily brainwashed."
"TIL: A second is called a second because it's not first."
"What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it."
"A hooker and a priest walk into a spaceship... It lasts for 1 season and a movie and everyone throws a fit when it won't come back."
"How many Italians can you fit in a bathtub? Don'tworryaboutit."
"A Black Man, Arab, priest, Jew, gay and a couple of disabled children walk into pub. Bartender says... ""This is just too much. I don't wan't to be part of this joke"" And he walks out."
"Hey [STOP] Got your voicemail earlier [STOP] I'm replying with a telegram because you're apparently a big fan of outdated technology [STOP]"