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Joke of the Day
"I work out by ordering a small drink at Burger King, then get up 100 times to refill it."
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"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs"
"It's always the Great Wall of China, but I feel bad for all the other walls in China. They're like ""Hey i'm a pretty good wall too."""
"So Apple wants to diversify their company... They should just press the home button three times."
"""I love to collect big white basketball shoes!!!!"" - someone with the opposite brain of me"
"Every N.W.A song Verse 1: Sellin' crack rocks and shootin' muthafuckas! Verse 2: Police pull me over just 'cause I'm brown."
"I cant share a coke with my native american friend. You try finding a label that says ""little feather"""
"What does it mean to come home to a man who'll give you some love and tenderness? You're in the wrong house."
"Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved. Assistant: Why don't you marry her? Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient."
"A rapist, paedophile and priest enter a bar. He orders a beer."