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Joke of the Day

"Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have."

"I get beavers and similar animals mixed up. I otter know better."

"Don't try ""to"" tell me how to use quotation marks."

"Dear Tequila, we had a deal last night. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk"

"Trump is already making good on his promise for jobs. Who else would hire Three Doors Down?"

"Honey Boo Boo evolves into Sugar Scab! Pokemon is back baby!"

"I've never met a weekend that I didn't like."

"If a dog sniffs your ass, you're probably a bitch."

"I knew a guy who was dyslexic... ...but he was also cross-eyed, so everything came out right."

"What's a zombie's favorite snack? Fritos"