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Joke of the Day

"Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have."

"Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true."

"Daddy what is a transvestite? -Ask Mommy, he knows."

"A baby seal walks into a club."

"I'm rich; what am I supposed to do, hide it?"

"I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. All he does is stand there applauding and saying he loves how smooth it is."

"What did the lightbulb say to its mother? I wuv you watts and watts."

"England football team are great at holding on in extra time."

"How often do elements masturbate? Periodically"

"""I just can't help myself!"" paramedic on his deathbed"