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Joke of the Day

"The Lannister family... Is so inbred that they are one step away from being sandwiches."

"A G N B That's bang out of order."

"What do the World Trade Center and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about."

"How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales."

"I only ever learned a couple karate moves, so you could say I know partial arts."

"I was having a hard time remembering my PIN on my debit card.... So I changed it to 0911. That way I never forget."

"I overcooked some pasta earlier - it got all soggy and mushy. Making the best of a bad situation, I put it in a mug and tried to down it. I soon gave up though - it was an act of *Fusilli Tea*."

"So I did not realize, in England, the word ""trump"" is slang for a particularly loud fart. ... Just like in America."

"The families in Eggo commercials live in nice houses and appear wealthy. Why are they always fighting over one shitty frozen waffle?"

"My dog took his raw food upstairs and ate it in my bed. How's your night going?"