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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend asked me what world of Warcraft and league of legends are. Wow, lol."
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"I finally told my girlfriend about my sexy pirate fetish... She said she would get on board"
"What do you call a Hispanic midget? Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese."
"There was life on mars. Was. It was a cat. Then Curiosity killed it."
"Superman: Where's Batman? Wonder Woman: *shrugs* Firestorm: I dunno Green Lantern: ... Superman: Oh shit, we forgot Batman can't fly again!!"
"What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white? Greh."
"Why did the octopus blush? He saw the bottom of the ocean"
"I like my Jews like I like my subway... Toasted."
"WINNIE THE POOH: There's a rumbly in my tumbly ME: Use regular words you half naked glutton"
"I squared my root beer... ...now it's just a beer."