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Joke of the Day
"There was life on mars. Was. It was a cat. Then Curiosity killed it."
Next Joke
"The past 2 hours I spent at the mall would have been a lot more constructive if I looked for gifts instead of staring at mannequin nipples."
"well its a strange request ""pleease"" ok ok [doctor says test results again only this time in arnold schwarzenegger voice] its naht a toomah"
"Beef jerky is already so salty... I don't understand why they give you a salt packet in the bag."
"Two snare drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... Ba-dum tchh!"
"What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill? ""Here come the elephants up over the hill!"""
"A man with OCD and a man with ADHD walk into a bar... Everything explodes."
"Either way, I don't think we should let Shrodinger near any more cats."
"So she texts: Do you want to see something exiting? Me: Yes, of course! Anddd she left the chat."
"Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery officer."