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Joke of the Day
"How to ruin a joke on Reddit? Misspell the paunch line."
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"When is Independence Day 2 coming out? 9/11"
"I once held a PHD in the field of literature And then he asked me to put him down and pick up all the books I threw all over the grass"
"Don't ever change for anyone. Nothing is worth compromising your beliefs. Unless it's for money."
"Drinking light beer is like having sex in a canoe... ... fucking near water"
"Hey girl you must be a Charmander... cause yo tail end is *fire*."
"The hands that help others in need are holier than the lips that pray."
"What goes; green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red? A frog in my blender"
"What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?"
"""Hey."" ""Hey."" ""What's up?"" ""Nothing."" END OF CONVERSATION."