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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian? One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke."

"*waiter pouring wine* Say when sir *wine slowly fills up the restaurant*"

"If your conspiracy theory doesn't involve cats, don't bother me."

"How do your organize a space party? You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)"

"Africans bring a whole new meaning to lesbians ""Eating each other out"""

"Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking? A moo'd specialist."

"The reason i am nervous around women. I showed my first love to a girl, in the forest, but she ran away before i was done digging."

"Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop? The Liquor store"

"WARNING: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN- DO NOT STAND TOO CLOSE TO THEM, THEY ARE GROSS AND WILL ASK YOU FOR STUFF"

"Just changed my dating profile headline to: ""Seeking rich old men with bad hearts and no relatives"" ...crossing my fingers"