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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a Jewish girls number? Check her wrists."
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"To the account who followed me while I slept and then unfollowed me before I woke. My apologies for taking a break. It won't happen again!"
"What is white and gold and black and blue? A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell."
"How does french cheese expire? From age"
"My lesbian neighbors... My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, ""I wanna watch."""
"Why dont applebees employees wear watches? Cuz theres a clock on the microwave"
"Hey, websites, don't worry about me. I'll accept the fuck out of your terms and conditions."
"What did the stone say to the hill? Let's Rock and Roll."
"Million Dollar Idea ~ A bathroom mirror that takes pictures."
"How Hitler eat a vegetable? He jew it."