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Joke of the Day
"Bf and I are on 2 completely different emotional planes right now. Work faster, whiskey."
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"Local News Reports a Kidnapping at a School It's okay though, she woke up."
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"-I love you! -Me too! -You too what? -What you said -What did I say? -That -Say it -What? -I want u to say it -Well -and? -what? -Say it -it"
"Helicopter flying above my apartment. I wanna go out in my hoodie and start running like a thief."
"What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors? reptile disfunction"