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Joke of the Day
"I successfully said ""Worcestershire sauce"" today!"
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"Ants can lift something 50 times their body weight. Wow. That means you can lift a leaf. Cool. I could do that when I was 14. Tiny idiots."
"How did Moses part the Red Sea? He used a Sea-saw."
"What do you call a song being played 100 yards away that makes people pass out? Faint music."
"Prince's death may have been murder. In these types of cases it's usually the butler or maid. Did anybody dust for Prince?"
"What do you call... What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A DICK in your mouth!"
"""There is no spoon"" -Post-Coital Keanu Reeves"
"Boxed In There was a young girl from Peru Who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, ""If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it, too."""
"Therapist: Do u ever feel like hurting yourself Me: No T: What about other people Me:.....................................................No"
"What did the priest announce before he went for a bath? ""Speak now or forever hold your pee!"""