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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a song being played 100 yards away that makes people pass out? Faint music."

"What does a Muslim with allergies say? Al-achoo Akbar."

"Where did Noah keep the Bees? In the Ark-Hives."

"Did you hear oxygen and magnesium started dating? I know, right! Like, OMg!"

"What's the difference between the Serengeti and the White House? In the Serengeti there are African lions, but in the White House there's a lyin' African."

"What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park in it, Man."

"How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her."

"I was going to go camping for vacation... But I think it's too in tents for me..."

"They're like plastic slippers Wearing crocs is like getting your dick sucked by a dude. It feels great... until you look down and realize your a fag. That is all - Carry on :)"

"What did Michael Jackson say at the bank? ""Make that change"""