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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch she goes New York L.A. Chicago"
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"I was gonna take my wife out last night..... But the gun jammed."
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"What's a similarity between anal sex and spinach? If one or the other was forced upon you as a child, you won't like it as an adult."
"Tiger Woods... ...just had the worst 9 holes in his life, well second worst if you consider the 9 holes that lost him his marriage but still..."
"*therapist writes in pad* Me: Sometimes I feel like people don't notice me- *therapist jumps* Therapist: SHIT! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE?"
"What's the difference between a Russian bot and a sincere Trump supporter? One of them actually exists and the other *ees teepeecal Amyerikyan pyatriot*."
"Starting to reconsider the Supreme Court decision... what are these lesbian newlyweds going to do with all the sandwiches they make if they always eat out?"
"What is a Jew's favorite Mexican food? Carne Masada"
"Some naughty science shit. 63 earths can fit inside ur-anus."