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Joke of the Day
"That Schrodinger guy used to throw some great parties... ... about half the time."
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"My friend told me this hilarious joke about Parkinson's last night But I don't want to tell it because I'm a little shaky on the details."
"Can anyone tell me.... If I posted the joke about Alzheimers? I can't remember if I did."
"I made an app that tells you were people with dwarfism are at all times. I can't be the only one thinking of the imp-locations."
"What's Emperor Palpatine's favorite kind of cheese? ""Gouda, gouda..."""
"What do you call a singing computer? A Dell."
"Trying to be healthier, so I found a list of 10 foods I love that fight disease... Too bad all of them were only good for fighting starvation."
"Never confuse a Kiwi with an Aussie. One's a soft, hairy fruit and the other's a Kiwi!"
"An M&M for 50 cent!? That's Ludacris!"
"A comedian, a rapist, and the President of the United States are in an elevator .. and then Barack says to the other guy ""Always liked you most in The Cosby Show""."