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Joke of the Day
"That Schrodinger guy used to throw some great parties... ... about half the time."
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"How does Hitler turn on his lights? Aulightschwitz."
"What kind of cereal does Ronda Rousey eat? Kix"
"A Scientologist and a Westboro Baptist Church member walk into a bar... No one goes to that bar anymore."
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Ceasars *drops mic, Harlem shakes off stage*"
"A vegan in the woods. If a vegan is alone in the woods with nobody to tell, are they still a vegan?"
"A funeral procession led by a woman and her pit bull. There are TWO hearses. ""The Widow"" by Katy Franco [Joke-A-Tini]. Funny and fun to watch. http://youtu.be/2B7Acry2pms"
"How do you get a touchdown at Penn State? Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky."
"A world without women would be a pain in the ass!!! ... If you don't get it... you don't deserve to."
"Sex with a homeless guy is right up your alley"