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Joke of the Day

"LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD: grandma what big eyes you have WOLF: u really think I look like ur grandma? I should eat u just for that u dumb shit"

"Senator John Tester from Montana and his executive assistant both have only seven fingers. That is so hot!"

"Yo gurl is your dad in prison? 'cause if I was your dad I'd be in prison."

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game."

"What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college? BYE-SON!"

"Knock knock ..."

"why did Hitler kill himself because he saw his gas bill"

"TIFU when my HS friends and me tried to pull a prank on a substitute teacher wrong sub"

"On Hitler's birthday my company is discounting everything... Everything will be nein percent off. My mother actually came up with this..not sure if I should be concerned."

"Did you hear that Jenner accident was actually caused by the car? Bruce was having tranny problems."