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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the man who was into asphyxiation and vegetables? He liked being artichoked."
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"Two polacks are driving in a car The driver: Stick your head out the window and see if my directional is working. Is it on?"" The passenger:"" Uh yep. nope. yep. nope. yep. nope"""
"What did Donald Trump say to Obama at the White House? You're fired!"
"I love my kids like I love my flour... Self-raising."
"mom: why is there a Hispanic man climbing our balcony me: he is my romeo & I am his Juliet mom: (._. ) me: I'm just kidding call the cops"
"James Bond is my favorite drunk, horny murderer."
"What happened to the tyrannical peach? He got impeached!"
"Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road? Because he re-tarred it."
"I ate a vegetable... And she liked it so much she woke up."
"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3... He says, ""Uno, dos..."" and then *poof* disappeared without a tres."