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Joke of the Day

"So someone decided to offer a million pounds to the first Irishman who could learn to swim... A Scotsman ended up winning."

"So, I bought a wok to cook healthy food and I have to say, these french fries don't taste any different."

"What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother? Look, Ma! No hands!"

"Her: You should drink in moderation Me: Moderation?You makin words up? H: You're gonna piss on my lawn again aren't you? M: ...In moderation"

"Chinese people want to criticize Ronda so bad after that fight.....but they cant. They just end up saying her name, Ronda Rousey"

"No thanks, Party Casino; if I wanted to gamble when watching porn, I'd start the video with the volume on full and my door wide open."

"Sometimes people say I look like Owen Wilson, and I always say the same thing to them Wooow, You're crazier than a road lizard."

"What does a Bird and a fridge have in common? They Can Both fly except the fridge."

"Do not be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"

"What do you call a 2 with a fat ass? A 3"