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Joke of the Day
"You won't believe how these like-minded high schoolers are luring new student victims! Clique Bait"
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"What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Quackula."
"Who says building a border wall won't work? The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don't have any Mexicans."
"Two Jewish guys are outside smoking... Hitler says, ""Who left these bodies here? Get them back inside the camp!"""
"How did the english teacher know his student was pregnant? She started missing periods"
"I approve of free range parenting the meat just tastes better."
"Q: what is the scariest religion? A: boo-dism. Im kidding its all of them haha"
"""Bear with me for a minute."" - Russian guy providing an airtight alibi for his criminal bear friend."
"What kind of marijuana do cows smoke? moo-dicinal"
"[First person to ride a horse] 'I'm going to sit on that thing and I don't care how angry it gets.'"