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Joke of the Day

"You know why I was mad after I had sex with the women I love? Because she woke up"

"I have a Jewish friend who makes beer I guess you could say Hebrews"

"Did you hear the horror story about the teens having sex on a camping trip? It was fucking in tents!"

"In a land with no pockets, the man with the fanny pack is king."

"I felt sorry for the hypnotist.... I saw last night. He hypnotized 7 guys... then dropped the mic on his foot and yelled ""FUCK ME!"" What happened next will haunt me the for the rest of my life..."

"What does gay rooster say? Sev-sev-seveeeeen."

"A couple of Thai girls asked if I wanted to sleep with them. They said it would be like winning the lottery. They were right, we had six matching balls."

"wish there was an edit option when d atm shows ur account balance!"

"Just been offered 8 legs of venison for $40 Is that too dear?"

"What do you call social networking for magical creatures? Faebook."