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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time? Getting all high and mighty"

"You're going to regret thinking of this. Game!"

"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Punch her in the stomach."

" Is this the real life? Are you a manatee? Let's beat up french fries I should lay off the LSD "

"A guy walks in a library and sees a chunky chick in his favorite spot Guy: Hey I'm Drew, whats your name? Girl: Paige Guy: Paige huh? Well...you look like a whole fuckin book!"

"I tried to become a proctologist but it was a real pain in the ass."

"Things 2010 owes me: 1. Transporters 2. Jetpacks 3. Laser boobs"

"What do you call the Jewish Jamaican singer responsible for pouring the wine at synagogue? De Canter"

"Dont I owe you a blow job Gimme another and Ill owe you two."

"its raining men! hallelu..*thud* omg are you ok? *thud* oh sweet jesus! *thud* *thud* oh the horror! *thud* WHY GOD? WHYYYY??"