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Joke of the Day

"Steve Irwin will always be in our hearts Just like the stingray needle in his."

"How do you get over trophobia? Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight"

"I was born on 09.11.2001 and I suffer of autism Cause: The stork crashed and I'v hit my head"

"You're a vegetarian who eats fish? I guess that makes sense since bears are basically vegetarians."

"How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb? None. They just move out of the house."

"If Kim and Kanye name their next kid North West again, we can comfortably refer to the two as One Direction."

"In 2012 Kanye made millions from ""Niggas in Paris"" 2016 he lost it to them."

"I've been a vegetarian for 13 years but if I ever got the chance I would absolutely 100% bite the head off the Geico gecko"

"looking for roommate, utilities included. if you're taller than me, i get to ride your shoulders when we are in the same room. no exceptions"

"Sometimes when I'm feeling lonely, I write a letter to a prison inmate to tell them how much better my life is than theirs."