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Joke of the Day

"Most guys will go gay for the night with the right amount of sangria & Foreigner playing in the background Don't ask me how I know"

"Bought a new Shakespeare sat-nav - It gets me from A to B or not to B."

"I'm not gonna let something like a restraining order get in the way of a love as special and unique as ours. Shhhhh. Stop crying."

"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem... ...comes out of nowhere."

"She was only a moonshiner's daughter But I loved her still."

"3 guys walk into a bar.... and the fourth guy ducks!"

"How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way."

"For mother day my mom is going to get the same as always disappointment :("

"The doctor told me I need more greens in my diet. So I have no switched to mint Oreos."

"Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit? Because it keeps the Doctor away!"