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Joke of the Day
"What did the two narwhals say at midnight? Nothing, they just baconed."
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"Did you hear about the short sighted circumsizer? He got the sack"
"Boss: This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means? Me: That it's only Wednesday"
"I wouldn't say I'm emotionally needy, but I do set the thermostat real low so my cat has to huddle with me for warmth."
"Do you know Forest Gump's Facebook password? 1Forest1"
"I hate how politically correct the world is becoming... No longer am I allowed to say ""black paint."" Now I have to say ""Tyrone can you please paint."""
"Q: What does a blonde answer to the question ""Are you sexually active?"" A: ""No I just lie there."""
"Micky Mouse is in divorce court The judge says, ""So you, uh, want to divorce your wife because she's crazy?"" And Mickey says, ""Um, no, I think what you heard me say is that she's fucking Goofy!"""
"""He is survived by his poop and three hineys."" - obituary for the inventor of Mad Libs"
"While making small talk with my wife's doctor I asked him what he does for a living because I am amazing at human interaction."