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Joke of the Day

"What does a farmer do at a strip club? Make it grain."

"How do you kill a one legged fox? Have it run across Canada. (maybe only Canadians will get this)"

"I feel sorry for Anne Frank... First she gets her diary published, which is every girl's worst nightmare, but on top of that she doesn't get any money from it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare."

"Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry miss I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret."

"I hate when people say ""She's out of your league"" Just because I'm in the majors, and she's a minor. Doesn't mean it can't happen."

"The bouncer was kicking me out & I put up my finger for him 2 wait,while I chugged the rest of my drink.All he could say was: Are U serious?"

"A pig with wings walks into a bar. Stunned, the bartender says ""You can't bring food in here from another restaurant! Even if you are a cop!"""

"How many police men does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter...they'll just beat the room for being black."

"Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles"

"What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails? Snout about!"