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Joke of the Day
"What are a school teachers 3 favorite words? June, July, and August."
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"How did Harry Potter get down the mountain? Running!... JK, Rowling."
"My girlfriend said I was a pedophile.... I told her ""that's an awful big word for a 9 year old""."
"A man got a vasectomy without telling his wife. When she found out she said ""ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"" ""Yes, I'm not kidding you."" he said."
"Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up. :)"
"I invented the sandal for people with one leg. It was a flop."
"[Darth Vader storming through the Death Star turning off lights, mumbling about we ain't lighting the universe]"
"Here's a good joke! /r/TwoXChromosomes"
"I set up a camera in my room like in paranormal activity but it's just 8 hours of me waving & walking down imaginary stairs behind my bed."
"What's the difference between a Pakistani mosque and a Afghanistan mosque and an Iraqi mosque? How should I know, I just fly the drones."