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Joke of the Day
"Scariest thing ever: when a kid sings a nursery rhyme really slow."
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"I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said ""it's me or your fishing."" Gee I miss her."
"""Beer: Helping White Guys Dance Since 1842"" Posters Helping White Guys Seem Funny Since 1998"
"Next time you're not feeling hungry, tell yourself you're going on a diet in an hour & you'll unleash the starving African child inside you."
"CEO: It's got wheels Inventor: It's the best we could do CEO: You had 30 yrs I: CEO: Put ""may not hover"" on the box and get out of my sight"
"How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb? I'm sorry, what?"
"*jumps from plane* *forgets parachute* *grabs onto flying squirrel* *lives to tell the tale*"
"What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ? ""Hey , they drew first"""
"Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide."
"No longer bothered by my puns ... she's groan immune."