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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bad Cubs game? Unbearable"

"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory! I only took a day off!"

"strong password Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars."

"I live with my wife in a two story house... ""I'm too tired"" and ""I have a headache"" are the only two stories I hear..."

"If I had known what cleaning a toilet is like with a husband and two sons I would've become a lesbian."

"Cow Joke What do cows watch in the theaters? moovie"

"You know, people are a lot like snow... If you pee on them, they go away!"

"White may not be able to say the ""n"" word But they can say words like ""Hi Dad"" and ""Thanks for the warning officer."""

"Who cares if toilet paper is soft or not? Only an asshole can tell the difference anyway."

"2 fish in a tank One turns to the other and says ""you know how to drive this thing?"""