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"I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's!"
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"LF : Clean-ish jokes Need new jokes that aren't dark so I don't scare away the girl I like. Engineering and soccer ones are pluses. Thanks for the help."
"My parents said they liked my DNA strand model. I said, ""Thanks. It's a nice pair of genes."""
"A grasshopper walks into a bar So the bartender looks at him and says, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" To which the grasshopper replies, ""You have a drink named Steve?"""
"If I got 1 for everytime a girl called me unattractive I'd be attractive"
"Just one, actually. How many scientists does it take to build a time machine?"
"What did the school in Egypt finally get? A new bus."
"If someone ever intimidates you, remember that they're 70% water. Are you scared of water? Well you should be. 400,000 people drown per year."
"[2 paintings talking] ""hey man, guess what im doing this weekend?"" please dont say it ""JUST HANGING!"" i wanna move to a different gallery"
"do the Simpsons know they're all dying of jaundice"