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Joke of the Day
"I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's!"
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"""I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others""- The phrase that started Facebook"
"How do you stop a rhino from charging? You take away its USB cable."
"Jurassic World is so unrealistic. Like a teenager would ever just drop his cell phone while being chased by a dinosaur."
"Solving the Mystery by Ivor Clew"
"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run"
"What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes? Dishrespectful..."
"Children in the backseat cause accidents. But accidents in the backseat cause children."
"What breaks when you give it to a toddler? Its hips."
"I need to get in shape. If I was murdered right now my chalk outline would be a circle."