79809

Joke of the Day

"On went on a cruise last week and fell into... the Aft hole. I was stuck in that aft hole for two weeks. Source: Impractical Jokers"

"I bought a beehive to start my beekeeping company I thought it was a good bees nest"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ? Brother-ation I've forgotten your name !"

"My wife: ""vacation sex really is the best!"" Worst postcard I ever received."

"Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with Facebook."

"I went to my dad and asked him... Me: hey dad will you watch a movie I'm going to cast in Dad : no Me: why? Dad: I don't watch porn"

"What's the easiest sport to get into? Limbo. They don't set the bar very high."

"What did the two oceans say to each other Nothing.. They waved."

"How do you make holy water? You take ordinary water and boil the hell out of it."

"Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!"