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Joke of the Day
"I'm an expert at killing flies I'm a member of the SWAT team"
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"A hot chick asked me what was the difference between sex and conversation. I said ""let's lie down and talk about it"""
"Sometimes, watching Spanish language TV is like dating. I can only understand every third word they say, but the boobs. Dios mio, the boobs!"
"Erectile dysfunction is a serious condition. It ain't nothing to fuck with."
"What do you call a rich male redhead? A Gingerbread Man. I'll just close the door behind me..."
"There is a band called 1023 MB. They haven't had any gigs yet though."
"A psychic goes to buy clothes Employee: how about this one? Psychic: That top is too small Employee: You didn't even try it on Psychic: I'm a medium"
"A dyslexic poet that has a fetish for rim licks."
"I've decided to delete all the Germans from my phone. I want to make it Hans-free!"
"I stopped a girl from getting raped last week It wasn't very hard. I just stopped chasing her."