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Joke of the Day

"[in the insect dissection room] Your fly is open."

"This lasagna recipe has been handed down in my family for generations in the hopes that someone would eventually make it."

"What's a Latino pornstar's favorite flavor profile? Umami. (Ooooooooh, mami.)"

"The jokes in this subreddit are so dark I'm surprised they haven't been shot by the police."

"An Asian kid ask him mom: ""Mom, why do I have to score A in everything?"" Him mom replied: ""Because we are Asian, not a Bsian or Csian, or Failsian."""

"Why did the lesbian cross the street? She was emo."

"Is there such a thing as spontaneous feline combustion? Anyway, baking soda and vinegar are terrible for cats."

"What idiot named it the English Channel instead of the BB Sea"

"Interviewer: Where did you receive your education? Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate? Me: I yust got out in Yuly"

"Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus? They always fal-afel off the tight rope."