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Joke of the Day

"Happy Fourth of July Guys! I hope Internet Explorer sends this in time."

"I told my kids I'd rather they ""pull the plug"" than let me live in a vegetative state dependent on machines. So they hid my phone charger."

"Gravity is such a bully... It always brings us down."

"2 men are in the bathroom. One is seen running in, the other leaving. What are their nationalities? Russian and Finnish!"

"What does batman take in his beverages? just...ice."

"How many bottles of beer does it take to kill someone? One, if you throw it hard enough."

"What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. J.k, rolling."

"(Animal school) Lion: That's my desk Wildebeast: Sorry, I'm gnu -5 minutes later Sloth: *slowly falling from chair* Ha. Ha. Ha. Gnu!"

"First rule of I'd Hit That Club is: don't say ""I'd hit that."" in front of your wife."

"I'm Indian but not ""able to read sanskrit"" Indian so slow down there Raj, aside from the heart eye emojis I have no idea wtf your DM means."