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Joke of the Day
"The Greatest Party by Maud D. Merrier"
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"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in dirty sleeping bags."
"My life is a result of ""it seemed like a good idea at the time."""
"The only thing better than living a mundane, boring life is writing about it on the internet."
"Boarding from what gate?"
"I named my dick ""the fear of god"" now when my parents ask what im doing with my girlfriend i tell them im putting the fear of god in her"
"(from my 8 year old) What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions? Arrows con Pollo"
"What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl? A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it."
"""The secret is that it's all in the wrist!"" -My grandfather talking about golf or handjobs or something"
"Son, if you masturbate too much you'll go blind! Ahh, I'm over here Dad."