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Joke of the Day
"Boarding from what gate?"
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"A new Michael Jackson album was released this week and it contains a track titled ""Do You Know Where Your Children Are?"" Even worse, the next song is called, ""Can You Give Me Directions?"""
"I've never seen a workplace Hanukkah display that didn't shout, ""We legally had to do this."""
"Have you ever had sex on a campground? It's fucking in tents."
"What do you name an African tech startup? Double Click! (Okay, Khoisan only.)"
"What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup? ""I, 4-1, know we won't win."""
"What do pirates have in common with photons? They both travel at c"
"Chuck Norris is the reason for JAL flight 123"
"What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory? Spring break. BA DUM TISS"
"Dear @MSNBC, if it's something that Twitter told me 6 hours ago, then lets not consider it ""Breaking News"""