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Joke of the Day
"Boarding from what gate?"
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"Homeless girl ..... I met this girl the other day and gave her my phone number. She said she would call when she got home. I'm beginning to think she's homeless???"
"What did the dough say to the baker? You, knead me."
"How did you feel when you found out Obama was half white and half black? Because I had mixed feelings."
"Why did princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt."
"How many ears does spock have? (if you don't get it read it aloud) a left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear."
"What is the most racist joke you know?"
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"A photon checks into a motel the clerk says, ""Do you have any luggage? If so, I can have the bell hop take it to your room."" The photon replies, ""No, I am traveling light!"""
"folks nowadays love Buzzfeed lists. well guess what kids, I've got a ""Top 10 list"" for u thats total #WIN. it's called the 10 Commandments"