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Joke of the Day
"Son, if you masturbate too much you'll go blind! Ahh, I'm over here Dad."
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"An irishman walks out of a bar ."
"Paddy wanted to buy a Labrador.. Mick said ""Fuck that, have you seen how many of their owners go blind!"""
"Today, a man looked me right in the face & said ""You're not hot!"" Actually it was a cop &he said ""Here's your ticket. Have a nice evening."""
"Why is Santa's sack so large? Because he only comes once a year."
"If you're gonna take the high road,wear a skirt. I need something to look at from the low road."
"Using rulers for target practice has really set me back in life. I'm tired of shooting myself in the foot."
"[2 Years into Cosmetology School] Me:[applying perfect contours] When are we gonna start learning about space?"
"How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail."
"Good news: I recently discovered I was interested in Necrophilia. Bad news: I'm a submissive bottom."