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Joke of the Day
"My life is a result of ""it seemed like a good idea at the time."""
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"I had a one night stand with a girl who liked having pitchers of urine dumped on her head. It was a piss poor experience"
"TIL you can get kicked out of the Navy for getting on the wrong vessel just once. Oops, wrong sub."
"My girlfriend keeps telling me she's not a fire nymph. She just has chlamydia."
"What do you call a woman who thinks she can do everything a man can do. Carol."
"Don't eat yellow snow. Red snow, on the other hand, is debatable. Could be horrible, could be cherry."
"I want to marry a girl from Prague I'll have a Czech mate"
"In order to say you're ""born again"" you should have to spend a week on a cross or 9 months in a vat of amniotic fluid."
"A woman calls the police claiming a one armed man is trying to kill her... They say to her ""don't worry about him mam, he's hARMLESS."""
"It's like my dad always said, ""How did you get this number?!"""