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Joke of the Day

"10 year old: What was it like? Me: What was what like? 10: Being alive in the 1900's? Me: Go to your room."

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer? Mick Jagger says ""Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..."" the Scottish farmer says ""Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"""

"""You'll sleep when I'm dead"" -- my phone"

"Dentist: This is gonna hurt a little. Me: Ok. Dentist: I've been sleeping with your mom."

"Alzheimer's joke Knock knock Who's there? To get to the other side!"

"What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !"

"Have you heard about that new movie with the poop? Constipated? Naw, that's never gonna come out."

"Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs? To get to the other side."

"I ate my dog because it ate my homework. Just kidding, I ate it because I'm Asian."

"How did the Italian die? Talking while driving."