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Joke of the Day
"Big news! Obama read my tweets and appointed me Secretary of Swagriculture"
Next Joke
"Submitted ten jokes to a local newspaper that was giving away $100 for the best joke. Despite multiple efforts to win, no pun in ten did."
"Have you heard the joke about Ebola yet? You probably won't get it."
"Do you know the difference between a birthday cake and giving a blowjob? No? Well, happy birthday!"
"I wrote a poem today! Half of it is true. The other half is just a bunch of lies to make it rhyme."
"My three biggest fears are mouses, wolfs & proper pluralization."
"What kind of bees make milk? BOO-BEES!"
"Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions? They're not hole-y."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. I have a deep respect for coffee and would never discriminate against coffee based on its gender."
"""LEEEEET'S GET READY TO TUUUUUUMBLE!!!"" -wet laundry"