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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bees make milk? BOO-BEES!"
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"What do the mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of tongue, and you're in deep shit."
"I gave all my dead batteries away today .. .. free of charge !"
"Its the last day of the year.... Just felt I should thank everyone who made me smile this year. You are one of them so here's a big THANK YOU."
"Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: To get to the chick across the street!"
"Leaving a watermelon on someone's doorstep in the middle of night is a pretty inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their mind forever."
"If I had a dollar every time a woman called me handsome... I would employ lots of woman whose sole job will be to call me handsome."
"When I think of all the money I've spent on booze in my life, I wish I had it all back. Imagine all the booze I could buy!"
"Robin and Batman Robin: Knock Knock Batman:Who's there? Robin:NOT YOUR PARENTS!"
"Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus? Because there is no driver up there."