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Joke of the Day
"""LEEEEET'S GET READY TO TUUUUUUMBLE!!!"" -wet laundry"
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"I hate it when people beg for likes, like if you agree?"
"DID YOU KNOW? You can feed a lot of squirrels into those pneumatic tubes at the bank before the teller finds the shut-off switch."
"A cash machine has just charged me two pound for a transaction but told me to cover my PIN to prevent from being robbed. Pretty ironic if you ask me"
"My friend died from eating too much waterfowl I thought he had lived a good, happy life He told me that he was full of Egrets"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adder ! Adder who ? Adder you get in here ?"
"Self-Love Joke When I was at the zoo, I couldn't figure out why a monkey was staring at me with its hand between its legs. Then it came to me."
"A kleptomaniac goes to see her doctor. She says, ""Doctor, my condition has worsened. Is there anything I can take?"""
"What do you call a Spanish matador who is not very good at his job? I'd say he's fairly incapa**bull**."