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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my coffee. I have a deep respect for coffee and would never discriminate against coffee based on its gender."

"If Killing someone else is homicide... ... and killing yourself is suicide. Then killing your mother-in-law must be pesticide."

"Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is down, your Facebook will do."

"So my buddy was going down... On his grandmother, and he told me he realized he was tasting horse semen... That's when he thought. ""I wonder if that's what killed her or not? """

"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian bail."

"To the handicapped guy who stole my bag: You can hide but you can't run."

"Is a Rhino Liner something you wear in your underpants when you have the Rhinovirus?"

"How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos? Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle."

"How many countries border Germany? Nein!"

"Why did the element Fluorine get a copyright strike? Because it was extremely reactive"