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Joke of the Day

"What's Batman's favorite food? Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na"

"Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use? It must have fallen through a crack."

"Never kick a porcupine wearing flip flops. Cause they're obviously on vacation and why ruin their holiday?"

"A genie asked me if I wanted a good memory or a big penis. Guy: A genie asked me if I wanted a good memory or a big penis. Friend: What did you choose? Guy: I don't remember."

"In lieu of a gift I liked a couple of charities on FB in your honour"

"Can't decide if I'm feeling jacked, pumped, or amped. Might just be constipated."

"What grows when you plant a pumpkin spice latte and water it with vodka? A sorority."

"Sorry I'm late, someone showed me an otter video, and then I looked up more otter videos for like half an hour."

"Why do bunnies have soft sex? They have cotton balls."

"Ted Cruz announced he is running for president as a Republican. That surprised me; I thought he was running as a joke."