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Joke of the Day
"I hate being bipolar. It's awesome"
Next Joke
"Families are like onions.... Watching them be cut into small pieces will make you cry."
"Remember: if you see a tie on my doorknob, it means I'm taking the door to prom"
"Did you hear the one about a pony with a cough? It was a little horse."
"Why are Alabama weddings so small? They've only gotta invite one family"
"Why don't black people go on cruises? Not falling for that one again."
"Whats Orange and bad for your teeth? ... a brick"
"Some people came to my door asking for donations to the local pool. So I went and poured them a glass of water."
"if theres liquid water on mars i dont care about it. im not going to drink it"
"How did the octopus lovers walk down the road? Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm."