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Joke of the Day

"Nobody in 1972 would have guessed that in 2014, Bill Cosby and Charles Manson would both be in the news, but Manson more favorably."

"ME: What tattoo should I get? TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please."

"Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb? Because it's baby food."

"Q: How do you make a hot dog stand? A: Take away its chair."

"What do you call a nun sleep walking? A roamin' Catholic"

"Thou puny pottle-deep joithead! You tell em Shakespeare!"

"Reason why white people are afraid of being a minority. They know how minorities are treated in their country"

"Did you hear about the naked man who fell into an upholstery machine? He is fully recovered."

"Honey you're like my GPS... I'd be lost without you."

"Who called them accountants and not sumbodies?"