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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that giant cooling device in Florida? It was a Miami heat fan."
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"When I see a door with the sign 'Door Alarmed' I always tell the door ""don't worry, it's only me"" ~ It's all about the empathy."
"When people go underwater in movies, I sometimes like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. I died in Finding Nemo"
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do i pass by you again."
"My girlfriend accused me of cheating I told her she was starting to sound like my wife."
"A couple were french kissing, then the guy looks at the girl and says "" I think I swallowed your gum"" Nah, says the girl, I just have a cold."
"Why was the belt locked up? Because it held a pair of pants."
"I like my women like I like my whiskey... Light brown, from the south, and kept in a lightless cabinet only to be taken out on special occasions."
"what do computers & old testament gods have in common Lots of rules and no mercy"
"Lipstick Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?"