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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person? A Juan-a-be"

"How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsout_goonsout"

"When life hands you lemons make sure those lemons aren't evidence in a murder that life's trying to frame you for."

"A kid asked his father why he was giving the weird name Potedad. The dad said it was an anagram."

"If Linkin Park was to describe photons: ""[...] But in the end, it isn't even matter."""

"What do you call a six sided shape that's missing? A hex-a-gone"

"INXS was a really good band... It's a shame they hung it up."

"McDonalds employees get so cranky when you perform the entire dance routine to Britney Spear's ""I'm a slave for you"" before ordering."

"Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it."

"How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? None. They have to get the guitarist to do it for them."