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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp? Banned from /r/news"

"Where does a divine beaver live? A God Dam!"

"Who are the most decent people in the hospital? The ultrasound people.!! lol"

"Did you hear about the earthquake in Korea? It was Seoul crushing."

"Why did Ray Bradbury use heated lube? It was a pleasure to burn."

"A man walked into a bar... and promptly left after realising his Wife was more important."

"My son wanted to go whale watching for his birthday. So we sat outside McDonald's."

"I bet if Jesus had turned water into Vodka. The Bible would've been a lot more interesting."

"How did the lion lose at poker? He was playing with a cheetah."

"The main reason I got divorced is because I got married."