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Joke of the Day

"A man walked into a bar... and promptly left after realising his Wife was more important."

"Out of all Katherine Heigl films, I enjoyed the one where she starts with being a prude but ends up having fun with a guy and falls in love."

"Where do David Cameron and his party meet? In the Conservatory!"

"What do Brussels sprouts and pubic have in common? You push them to the side and keep eating"

"LIES! STOP THE LIES! -My reply to my husband whenever he tells me he's gonna ""repair that""."

"What's your best elephant joke sequence?"

"Did you hear about the new movie about the Nazi with a speech impediment? Schindler's Lisp"

"Apparently, saying ""make it a double"" followed by an awkward wink doesn't work at the pharmacy."

"If I ever go missing... I would like my photo but on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know where to look for me."

"What do u call a Jew? Jewish"